Rory Bremner I have no problem with; he is a satirist, and a very funny one, too. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes bremner funny problem
When my hair is long enough to be cut, I go to my wife's hairdresser, and she generally pays for it. Richie Benaud cutgenerallyhair Change image and share on social
'Mullygrubber' is an Australian term which means something that creeps along the ground; it's like a little grub. Richie Benaud australiancreepgrind Change image and share on social
Media were never allowed into an Australian dressing room until I became skipper. I changed that and invited them in at the close of play each day, thereby confirming for many administrators they had appointed a madman as captain. Richie Benaud administratorallowappoint share on social
When I did 'Bremner, Bird and Fortune' I think it was accepted that comedians can contest the arguments just as well as journalists. Rory Bremner acceptargumentbird Change image and share on social
After decades spent in rewrite rooms surrounded by other shouting writers, I discovered that I work best alone. I like being in charge of my time, working out the problems according to my own rhythms and being able to nap. That's a big one, the napping on demand! Maria Semple bigchargedecade share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social