I'll starve to death before I'll cook for myself. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes cook death starve
I'm pretty sure I'm a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I'm a trannie; I'm a man. Megan Fox alanaldadoppelganger Change image and share on social
I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. Megan Fox baregirlhand Change image and share on social
My body parts are all I have left now that are only mine - the world owns everything else. Megan Fox bodyleavemine Change image and share on social
I was not encouraged to follow the career of a writer because my parents thought that I was going to starve to death. They thought nobody can make a living from being a writer in Brazil. They were not wrong. Paulo Coelho brazilcareerdeath share on social
I cannot cook to save my life. I'm really frighteningly useless, when you get down to it. Nikki Cox cookfrighteninglylife Change image and share on social
I've been watching 'Game of Thrones,' and I can't wait for 'Bored to Death' to come back, it's one of my faves. Michelle Forbes backboredeath Change image and share on social