I'm really good at standup. I always win at standup. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes good standup win
I had all the intentions of being the next Eddie Murphy. Leslie Jones eddieintentionmurphy Change image and share on social
I'm glad this whole success thing is happening now. I can't even imagine a 23-year-old Leslie in this position. Leslie Jones gladhappenimagine Change image and share on social
The day that I saw Whoopi Goldberg on television, I cried so hard because I kept looking at my daddy going, 'Oh my God. There's somebody on TV that looks like me! She looks like me! Yay! I can be on TV! I can be on TV! I can do it! Look at her - look at her! She looks just like me.' Leslie Jones crydaddyday share on social
My standup is observational, but it's self-observational, and it's self-deprecating, definitely. Chelsea Handler deprecateobservationalstandup Change image and share on social
If a horse has four legs, and I'm riding it, I think I can win. Charles Caleb Colton horselegride Change image and share on social
It is good to be in front of the lens to appreciate more being behind the lens. Carine Roitfeld frontgoodlens Change image and share on social
