Groucho Marx

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

I've always had real trouble knowing what my actual desires and goals are. I've just been dragged along by fate.

In a small spacecraft, it was hard for the other two guys to sleep when the on-duty man was talking to Mission Control regularly.

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.