George Pierce Baker

In the best farce today we start with some absurd premise as to character or situation, but if the premises be once granted we move logically enough to the ending.

When the drama attains a characterization which makes the play a revelation of human conduct and a dialogue which characterizes yet pleases for itself, we reach dramatic literature.

Rare is the human being, immature or mature, who has never felt an impulse to pretend he is some one or something else.

Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.