Dave Chappelle

I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous.

In a small spacecraft, it was hard for the other two guys to sleep when the on-duty man was talking to Mission Control regularly.

It's tremendously undemocratic in a democratic society when you deliberately disenfranchise thousands of people.

My feeling for reality TV isn't ironic, guilty, or apologetic. Reality TV is one of the few remaining modes of popular entertainment in which characterization is permitted as plot.