Charles Dickens

We forge the chains we wear in life.

The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you.

Life is made of ever so many partings welded together.

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

My feeling for reality TV isn't ironic, guilty, or apologetic. Reality TV is one of the few remaining modes of popular entertainment in which characterization is permitted as plot.

Sometimes you do have to bank on yourself. You do have to believe in your ideas enough to really get out there and fight for it despite what people think of some young kids from the hood.