I do sarcasm really poorly. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes poorly sarcasm
I never had a chance to learn how to drive. Brittany Murphy chancedrivelearn Change image and share on social
Life presents you with so many decisions. A lot of times, they're right in front of your face and they're really difficult, but we must make them. Brittany Murphy decisiondifficultface Change image and share on social
I'd love to be a man for a day, just to see what it's like. Brittany Murphy dayloveman Change image and share on social
I can say with a solid degree of authority that I am a selfish person. I spontaneously forget the names of more people than not, unless I want to make out with them. I will take the last square of toilet paper off the roll without thinking twice. I tip taxi drivers so poorly I'm amazed none of them have run over my foot while speeding off. Sloane Crosley amazeauthoritydegree share on social
You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know? Penny Marshall agelearnsarcasm Change image and share on social