I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career - anything for a laugh. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes career ignorant laugh
How do you catch a knuckleball? You wait until it stops rolling, then go pick it up. Bob Uecker catchknuckleballpick Change image and share on social
I had slumps that lasted into the winter. Bob Uecker lastslumpwinter Change image and share on social
Hey, I think it's easy for guys to hit .300 and stay in the big leagues. Hit .200 and try to stick around as long as I did; I think it's a much greater accomplishment. That's hard. Bob Uecker accomplishmentbigeasy Change image and share on social
There will be a great loss of learning before the moon's full cycle is completed. Fire and floods will be fomented by ignorant rulers; much time will go by before it is rectified. Nostradamus completecyclefire Change image and share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
My first career ambitions involved turning into a boy; I intended to be either a railway guard or a knight errant. Hilary Mantel ambitionboycareer Change image and share on social