Alan Alda

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.

I think I look better in a suit than a loincloth. So that may define some of the parts I play.

I fix my grandchildren's computers.

That is the definition of equal justice under law: everyone gets a fair shot, everyone pays their fair share, and everyone plays by the same set of rules.

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.

San Franciscans know we live in the most beautiful city in the world, a jewel on the edge of the Golden Gate.