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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way. Adam Carolla armydecentgovernment Change image and share on social
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food. Adam Carolla bitecallchicken share on social
I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world. Adam Carolla burncaloriehappen Change image and share on social
Though builders may build, in the main they follow the plans of architects. Teachers teach, but they must have a text. Politicians govern, but only upon the flow of commentary that raises them up or casts them down. Mark Helprin architectbuildbuilder share on social
A lot of people think I'm a comedian. Dolly Parton comedianlotpeople Change image and share on social