Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests? Margaret Cho beautifulconsiderinterest Change image and share on social
Why can't death - if we must have it - be always glorious, as in 'The Iliad?' P. J. O'Rourke deathgloriousiliad Change image and share on social
Why can't DFW compete like San Francisco does with Oakland, like Miami does with Fort Lauderdale, and like Chicago O'Hare does with Midway? John Ensign chicagocompetedfw Change image and share on social
Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone. Jimmy Durante hellleave Change image and share on social
Why can't Google, which likes to see itself as a 'Don't Be Evil' benevolent force in society, just write us a big check for using our stories, so we can keep checks and balances alive and continue to provide the search engine with our stories? Maureen Dowd alivebalancebenevolent share on social
Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else? Vivian Stanshall unusual Change image and share on social
Why can't it be awesome to work for a food company? Why can't we create an environment where people are trying to push each other to do great things, and we're not trying to steal from anybody - we're trying to be good to our farmers and run an honorable business, if there is such a thing anymore? David Chang anymoreawesomebusiness share on social