I take it for what it is, and sometimes the criticism is actually useful and constructive and actually informs what I do, but most of the time, it's sort of mindless, or they're receiving something on a different frequency than I was sending it. Michael Ian Black constructivecriticismfrequency share on social
If you get an idea, you might as well stick with it until somebody calls you on it. Michael Ian Black callideastick Change image and share on social
Corporations do a lot of things well, but not run nations, for obvious reasons. Michael Ian Black corporationlotnation Change image and share on social
There's this misconception that comedy and music go together. They don't. Comedians can't compete with rock stars; they're just not on the same level. Rock stars will always be cooler. They will always get more girls. Michael Ian Black comediancomedycompete share on social
Whenever anyone asks me if I'm from a TV show, I say yes - no matter whether I've ever been on it. It just makes the conversation that much easier. Michael Ian Black askconversationeasy Change image and share on social
I don't think I was awake for much of my childhood. I did a lot of napping. This might have been a defensive measure against encroaching depression. Until about the age of eleven or twelve, I had zero interests other than trying to steal gumballs from supermarket gumball machines. Michael Ian Black ageawakechildhood share on social
I am not a music snob. If anything, my musical taste is bad by any critical standards. Michael Ian Black badcriticalmusic Change image and share on social
I feel like my career has been a series of glowing obituaries. Michael Ian Black careerfeelglow Change image and share on social
I have a good family and I like to be home with them. The older I get, the lazier I get, and the more content I am to sit at home and eat string cheese. Michael Ian Black cheesecontenteat Change image and share on social
Let me tell you, the life of a C list celebrity is pretty sweet. If I want to go to an Applebee's, all I have to do is, literally, walk in the door. They seat me as soon as the other people ahead of me are seated. Michael Ian Black aheadapplebeecelebrity share on social