No one goes into standup to make money. The frustration and rejection are just too much. Jim Gaffigan frustrationmakemoney Change image and share on social
I'm an eccentric, silly, observational guy, but I'm not gonna frighten off social conservatives. Jim Gaffigan conservativeeccentricfrighten Change image and share on social
I'm a big eater. I mean, a lot of my stand-up is about food, and you write about what you know, and that's the only thing I know. I don't know anything else. Jim Gaffigan bigeaterfood Change image and share on social
All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it. Jim Gaffigan baddadgood Change image and share on social
Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you. Jim Gaffigan assignmentcomediangive Change image and share on social
There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian. Jim Gaffigan comedianmakeparent Change image and share on social
I initially signed up for Twitter just to do jokes I wasn't going to do in my stand-up routine. Jim Gaffigan initiallyjokeroutine Change image and share on social
I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it's pretty sincere. Jim Gaffigan actbaconcake Change image and share on social
I'm from Indiana. I know what you're thinking, Indiana... Mafia. But in Indiana it's not like New York where everyone's like, 'We're from New York and we're the best' or 'We're from Texas and we like things big' it's more like 'We're from Indiana and we're gonna move.' Jim Gaffigan biggonnaindiana share on social