If I am in a beautiful place, but I don't like the people, I am miserable.
‐‐ Alber Elbaz
If I am in London I like a quick get away to The Olde Bell in Hurley... It's nearby and no stress - great food and beautiful walks.
‐‐ Sadie Frost
If I am in Sweden, I try to get home to be with my children. I can do work after that from home.
‐‐ Hans Vestberg
If I am incompetent, I am useless, the people of India will see that.
‐‐ Rahul Gandhi
If I am judged for my work, many myths about me as an autocrat or otherwise would become clearer. I feel false propaganda will not last, and truth will ultimately prevail.
‐‐ Narendra Modi
If I am looking at my work as an actor after having directed, I'm able to look at things in a much more technical way. There's no question about that.
‐‐ Derek Magyar
If I am no longer disturbed myself, I will deal less with disturbed people, but I don't regret having concerned myself with them because I think most of us are disturbed.
‐‐ Tennessee Williams
If I am not above the law, nobody in this country can then claim to be above the law.
‐‐ Olusegun Obasanjo
If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.
‐‐ Martin Luther
If I am not confident that I can portray the character perfectly on screen, I won't even try.
‐‐ Meryl Streep
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? And if not now, when?
‐‐ Rabbi Hillel
If I am not grotesque, I am nothing.
‐‐ Aubrey Beardsley
If I am not in love, nothing is meaningful to me. I have no energy.
‐‐ Kevin Ayers
If I am not, may God put me there; and if I am, may God so keep me.
‐‐ Joan of Arc
If I am not mistaken, it was a British poet who said that 'no one is properly dressed unless he wears a smile.'
‐‐ Sukarno
If I am not moving I get bored very easily.
‐‐ Adriana Lima
If I am not right for something there are many talented actors out there that will get it.
‐‐ Tara Strong
If I am not safe in Alton, I shall not be safe anywhere.
‐‐ Elijah Parish Lovejoy
If I am not working, I won't wear makeup and I will wear flats.
‐‐ Michelle Ryan
If I am on a journey where I only have time to read one-and-a-half books, I never know which one-and-a-half I'll feel like reading. So I bring eight.
‐‐ Tom Stoppard
If I am playing any music at all it is jazz music.
‐‐ Ginger Baker
If I am practicing on the wire, and you pushed me, I would not move, and if you take a piece of wood and beat me up on the shoulder and the head, I would not move. You would not put me out of balance. You would not be able to. I am solid as granite when I am on the tight rope, and I should be.
‐‐ Philippe Petit
If I am prime minister, we will come out of the European Union, and part of that will be control of free movement.
‐‐ Theresa May
If I am pushed I will push back, that is the way I am. I am very British. We don't like to be pushed around. When the chips are down we might have to step into grey areas.
‐‐ Damon Hill
If I am right about the big picture, I will be rewarded for my patience.
‐‐ Thomas Kaplan
If I am shot at, I want no man to be in the way of the bullet.
‐‐ Andrew Johnson
If I am still doing what I'm doing and I still have respect in this town, haven't done anything completely and utterly stupid, then I'll be happy with myself.
‐‐ Jeremy London
If I am taking a job, I really want to do it 100% on a daily basis, and that's not what I can do right now.
‐‐ Thomas Dooley
If I am thinking the same as everyone why bother pushing to get it published?
‐‐ Chuck Eddy
If I am through learning, I am through.
‐‐ John Wooden
If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig.
‐‐ Bobby Riggs
If I am to be known for anything, I would like it to be for encouraging Canadians, for knowing a little bit about their daily, extraordinary courage. And for wanting that courage to be recognized.
‐‐ Romeo LeBlanc
If I am to be remembered for anything I have done in this profession, I would like it to be for the four films in which I directed Spencer Tracy.
‐‐ Stanley Kramer
If I am to judge others, I should be subject to be judged. You make your bed, you must lie in it.
‐‐ Nigel Barker
If I am to truly become an autonomous woman, then I must take over that role of being my own guardian.
‐‐ Elizabeth Gilbert
If I am told to be at a shoot at 10 A.M., I am ready on time. By 11:30, I lose my patience. After that, I keep threatening to leave the sets if they don't begin soon. It works sometimes.
‐‐ Emraan Hashmi
If I am totally honest, I would have to say that 'Allo 'Allo!' was not my cup of tea, even though lots of people loved it. For that reason, I find comedy fascinating. There is a huge difference between what people find funny.
‐‐ Jo Brand
If I am treated fairly, I like to do things in a fair manner. That is the way I have been all my career. I haven't tried to do things in an underhanded way.
‐‐ Damon Hill
If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher. I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself.
‐‐ Confucius
If I am wearing a T-shirt, it's probably by Wap Two.
‐‐ Tony Parker
If I am what I have and if I lose what I have who then am I?
‐‐ Erich Fromm
If I am who I am, I'm provocative, candid, and androgynous; there's nothing I can do that will make any fan think, 'I didn't expect that from her.'
‐‐ Halsey
If I am writing a movie and I am stuck, I can call the studio and tell them it's delayed. You can't do that with television - you have air dates to meet.
‐‐ Aaron Sorkin
If I ask for money, all I get is advice. But if I ask for advice, I end up getting money.
‐‐ John Quelch
If I ask my actors to bare themselves, to reveal themselves as almost naked, I have to bare myself, expose myself as well. That's what creates excitement.
‐‐ Jacques Audiard
If I ask you to write down the last 4 digits of your social security number, and then take you out to lunch and ask you how many dentists there are in Manhattan, there's going to be a high correlation between those two numbers. What happens is that the number psychologically makes you feel confident.
‐‐ Nassim Nicholas Taleb
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
‐‐ Mae West
If I asked you to stand in one spot for 35 hours or a certain length of time, you could do it.
‐‐ David Blaine
If I audition for a job that I don't get, to be honest with you, I'd rather my friend get it. I think there also has to be an acknowledgement of the fact that, as an actor, being in employment is not the norm.
‐‐ Ben Schnetzer