I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.
‐‐ Dick Gregory
I'm not a comic person at all. It never reached me in the north of Ireland, in the '60s and '70s growing up. We used to get stupid comics like 'The Topper' and 'The Beezer,' things like that.
‐‐ Ciaran Hinds
I'm not a communist - I believe in the free market and that entrepreneurs should be allowed to take risks because it creates wealth and jobs, but I draw the line at people risking other people's money. That's deplorable.
‐‐ Stelios Haji-Ioannou
I'm not a communist, just a media theorist.
‐‐ Douglas Rushkoff
I'm not a communist, of course. But I do think that everything is down to economics. Capitalism doesn't change.
‐‐ Helen Mirren
I'm not a competitive person.
‐‐ Chris Elliott
I'm not a competitive person, and I think women like me because they don't think I'm competitive, just nice.
‐‐ Barbara Bush
I'm not a complainer, I'm a doer.
‐‐ Buzz Osborne
I'm not a complicated person.
‐‐ Jessie Ware
I'm not a compulsive writer. I wish I could be compulsive about something. I have no regular writing routine.
‐‐ Cynthia Voigt
I'm not a computer girl.
‐‐ Sandy Duncan
I'm not a computer person at all. I only know how to turn them on. I'm not a programmer. I couldn't program my way out of a paper bag.
‐‐ Rick Smolan
I'm not a confrontational person in real life, so I really don't wanna get into arguments or fistfights with people I'm making fun of.
‐‐ Andy Kindler
I'm not a confrontational person or comedian. I think we can explore more things if one of us is not fighting with the other. I take it easy. But I do like comedians who are very different from myself: I love dry comics with deadpan one-liners. I look on and think, 'That's amazing; why didn't I think of that?'
‐‐ Trevor Noah
I'm not a conservative of any kind.
‐‐ Christopher Hitchens
I'm not a conspiracy theorist - I'm a conspiracy analyst.
‐‐ Gore Vidal
I'm not a consumer. I hate buying clothes. I don't have a mobile. I just don't need things. I don't like things.
‐‐ Yann Martel
I'm not a control freak.
‐‐ Fiona Apple
I'm not a control maniac.
‐‐ John Malkovich
I'm not a controversial person. I'm not trying to polarise people.
‐‐ Russell Tovey
I'm not a conventional guy. I've never been a conventional guy.
‐‐ Dontrelle Willis
I'm not a conventional leading man at all and have no wish to be.
‐‐ Tim Curry
I'm not a cook. I don't think I ever will be.
‐‐ Chris Messina
I'm not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don't like to cook.
‐‐ Janeane Garofalo
I'm not a cooking person, so there's not much in the fridge. On the rare occasion that I do cook, I make myself breakfast. Eggs are my go-to in the morning for some protein. Orange juice as well. You have to start your day off with that.
‐‐ Eugenie Bouchard
I'm not a country picker, really - I like a nice, beefy, raunchy sort of sound.
‐‐ Mick Ralphs
I'm not a craftsman of graphics or art or film. I'm more of an idea generator and manufacturer.
‐‐ Mike Mills
I'm not a crazy germophobe; I have kids, and that ship has sailed.
‐‐ Melissa McCarthy
I'm not a crazy granola person. I like to wear beautiful clothes, and I like having a glass of wine, but it doesn't mean I don't work out every day and drink green juices.
‐‐ Phoebe Tonkin
I'm not a crazy old cat lady!
‐‐ Melanie Laurent
I'm not a crazy, party-going sort of person.
‐‐ Tracey Ullman
I'm not a crazy Vegas guy. I'm not a gambler.
‐‐ Steve Carell
I'm not a creature of habit. I like to find things from unexpected sources.
‐‐ Norman Foster
I'm not a cribber, or someone who criticises. People who criticise are not doers. I'm a doer.
‐‐ Anupam Kher
I'm not a crier.
‐‐ Ashley Wagner
I'm not a crybaby.
‐‐ Dwight Howard
I'm not a culture snob. So while, of course, I think the Mozart 'Requiem' or, say, Beethoven's 'Ninth' are some of the greatest works of art in the history of humankind, that's not to say the Beatles or Queen or Simon and Garfunkel aren't brilliant, beautiful, important works of art that should be sung without a sense of irony.
‐‐ Eric Whitacre
I'm not a dark person at all, so those roles are the most challenging. I don't think I'm necessarily drawn to dark things. It just seems to work out that way.
‐‐ Camilla Belle
I'm not a dating person.
‐‐ Kourtney Kardashian
I'm not a deaf musician. I'm a musician who happens to be deaf.
‐‐ Evelyn Glennie
I'm not a defender of old or new football managers. I believe in good ones and bad ones, those that achieve success and those that don't.
‐‐ Jose Mourinho
I'm not a Democrat.
‐‐ Aaron McGruder
I'm not a Democrat, I'm an Independent, but I caucus with the Democrats.
‐‐ Bernie Sanders
I'm not a Democrat, I'm not a Republican-I'm an American, I'm a human.
‐‐ Chely Wright
I'm not a designer, I'm a creator.
‐‐ Nicola Formichetti
I'm not a designer, I'm an inventor.
‐‐ Kenneth Jay Lane
I'm not a designer, nor do I fancy myself a designer.
‐‐ Imran Amed
I'm not a detail guy. I depend on accountants and administrators to do my detail stuff for me, but I do know the overall picture and I know that if you put business people together in a room, not just politicians, they could shrink the deficit tremendously by good business tactics.
‐‐ John Paul DeJoria
I'm not a Dickens guy. In grad school I had to take at least one course on the Victorians, so I took The Later Dickens, because that was what there was.
‐‐ Lev Grossman
I'm not a dictator. It's just that I have a grumpy face.
‐‐ Augusto Pinochet