I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous. Dave Attell famousrecognize Change image and share on social
I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on. Dave Attell boreimaginationlet Change image and share on social
I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show. Dave Attell crowdgroanlaugh Change image and share on social
I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears. Dave Attell earfeelmovie Change image and share on social
When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me. Dave Attell americanindiankid Change image and share on social
I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that. Dave Attell celebritystarthing Change image and share on social
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school! Dave Attell callchoicecop Change image and share on social